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Post by ufoneeum on Oct 13, 2005 23:57:00 GMT -4
man these guys are pimps
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Post by ferrarifan1313 on Oct 13, 2005 23:57:39 GMT -4
yeah... revenge on the pesky rests!
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Post by ferrarifan1313 on Oct 13, 2005 23:57:56 GMT -4
your mom is a pimp...
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Post by ufoneeum on Oct 13, 2005 23:58:29 GMT -4
not as much as this guy tho.... i think the baritone has nuclear effects on his body...
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Post by ferrarifan1313 on Oct 14, 2005 0:19:27 GMT -4
I made this a while ago, but its a goodie, and pretty true. haha. Only euphoniums will understand it though.. the rest of you shall be greatly confused!
How to tell you are a baritone player, or an idiot... 1. You own a baritone... duh! 2. You state things repeated times without noticing. 3. CONFUSION is not only a phrase, but a way of life. 4. 2.5tire is a completely valid number to you. 5. You find yourself using the term beat down often. 6. Your mom jokes seem to appear out of nowhere for you. 7. You would sell your horn for a hershey bar. 8. The term blazing idiot is a familiar term to you. 9. You got lost in thought ages ago and never found the road again. 10. A pitchfork to you is the ultimate weapon. 11. ...add laser guiding to it, and its even better. 12. You replaces T's in words with D's often... ex: Dat. 13. You cringe when hearing the word "try". 14. Sleep is one of life's greatest commodities for you. 15. Tuning slides serve no purpose for you, except to prank people. 16. Tuning slides are either to make your horn look better, or are a cover to a place you want to put your mouthpiece. 17. You threaten people with your 3rd valve slide. 18. Your tuning slides get switched as a joke, and you don't even notice. 19. The pizza song is not only a classic song to you, but its close to bein a way of life. 20. No one laughs at the joke, and you bust out laughing uncontrollably. 21. Upon hearing AAAAAAAGGGGHHH you immediately check for a grenade on yourself then dive at someone. 22. Fighting over yard lines is a habit for you. 23. You state things repeated times without noticing. 24. Glowing red hair is a serious fashion statement for you. 25. You duck for cover when you see glowing red hair. 26. You believe a baritone was built for comfort. 27. You would walk into battle with a musket over an M16. 28. Getting hit in the head doesn't harm you. 29. Da mouthpiece game is a past time for you. 30. Spanish class is where you best quality work for pointless things comes from. 31. If its new, you are gonna break it. 32. You brag about the fungus growing in your mouth piece. 33. You state things repeated times without noticing. 34. You believe baritonish and baralgebra should be offered in school. 35. You live in last year land. 36. The term go-go juice is generally understood. 37. If its broke, you will make it worse. 38. Receiving a tire is an honor for you. 39. Hear the word whip and you run. 40. If someones gonna screw up and not get noticed, its you. 41. You thoroughly believe in cutting corners. 42. Others show up late, but you don't show up at all. 43. You state things repeated times without noticing. 44. Any song that drives anyone insane, you vow that you will learn it. 45. You can find yourself in any situation, yet completely lost, and clueless on how you got there. 46. You are viewed as a plague. 47. You state things repeated times without noticing. 48. Video games are very good friends for you. 49. A mouthpiece for you is meant to be in the 2nd valve slide. 50. he.. he.. he... he.. is your traditional laugh. 51. You waste your time making lists. 52. You view pizza and party subs as the world's greatest foods. 55. You can't count.
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Post by bandgeekONE on Oct 14, 2005 11:20:29 GMT -4
woww
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Post by trumpetgod13 on Oct 14, 2005 14:19:57 GMT -4
It's so very true
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Post by ufoneeum on Oct 20, 2005 23:33:40 GMT -4
its kinda funny.... we havent posted on her in a week and the posts still outnumber the woodwind vs brass one..... so.... theres more just for baritones, than for the entire band...
i would be ashamed......
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Post by ferrarifan1313 on Oct 22, 2005 1:22:04 GMT -4
they should be ashamed.. i mean.. we are too lazy to get on this thing very often and still win.. i mean.. BEAT DOWN! we even post quite a number of times in the woodwind vs. brass one just to have sympathy to try to get them to the number of the ufoneeum room
guess we are just more popular... haha
"so.. our playoff sheet goes from bein empty to full.. cept for freshmen.. in 2 days..."
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Post by bandgeekONE on Oct 22, 2005 13:39:21 GMT -4
duhh i feel stupid
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Post by pithappens on Oct 22, 2005 20:27:38 GMT -4
yay I love the EWWWWphoniums
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Post by trumpetgod13 on Oct 23, 2005 22:07:24 GMT -4
barelytones, but my opinion on you guys is starting to change
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Post by ferrarifan1313 on Oct 24, 2005 2:58:44 GMT -4
pennington admitted to us after the colony game that he can't call us barelytones any more, he finally for once called us baritones...such a dramatic event... he must be shocked to see us.. actually... good...
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Post by bandgeekONE on Oct 24, 2005 10:31:03 GMT -4
mmph..good? sure u may be better but uhhh compared to some sections...
hehe
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Post by trumpetgod13 on Oct 25, 2005 19:15:04 GMT -4
I know its not saying much when you compare the baritones as being better than the trombones, but I think flutes are in need of some brass help, mics, or just dead silent on the field to hear them playing
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